"Call, Don't Fall" Humorous Tee

This tee is your official warning label for life: “Call, Don't Fall" warning sign. Simple, direct, and about as helpful as a hospital sign when gravity decides to do its thing.

Inspired by those painfully obvious signs you see in hospital hallways, this shirt takes that same energy and turns it into comedy gold. Because honestly—who plans to fall? Thanks for the heads up, though.

Perfect for anyone with a questionable sense of balance, a love for dry humor, or a deep appreciation for unnecessary instructions. Wear this if you're a nurse, if you work on the hospital floors, into the gym, out with friends, or anywhere you might… you know… fall.

Soft, comfy, and safer than it looks.
Side effects may include laughs, double takes, and people telling you to “be careful” like you weren’t already trying.